Ryan: Mommy guess what?....Don't say chicken butt.
Me: Ok, I won't. What?
Ryan: I have a snake..
Me: You do!?
Ryan: Yes, it's an orange one.
Me: Orange is your favorite color , right? Will it bite me?
Ryan: Yes, it's a dangerous one. It's outside. It will be here in a minute.
Me: Should I be scared?
Ryan: No, it's not scary. It's nice.
